What if Hillary Clinton was a Nigerian Presidential Candidate… Aishatu Ella John

If Hillary Clinton was a Nigerian woman and APC Presidential Candidate this is how her interview will go:

Nigerian Journalist: You have been a First Lady and Senator even the Secretary of State in all this how did your husband cope?

Hillary: I thank God for my husband he is very good and supportive, in fact as I was making his breakfast this morning he was happy (shows pictures of herself making breakfast for Bill)

Nigerian Journalist: You mean with all your campaign and busy schedule you still find time to cook for your husband

Hillary: Ah yes oh, that is my primary duty, I cook for him and wash his boxers no one can do that while I am alive. In fact if I have to travel for meetings when I was Secretary of State I will cook and send it through private jet hot and fresh. Immediately I return home I will rush to hand washing boxers.

Nigerian Journalist: Wow madam you are a real humble African Queen, how did you handle the cheating Scandal with Monica, I mean why did your husband have to cheat, were you too busy to satisfy him? And how are you sure that if you become President now you won’t be too busy and push him into the hands of other strange women!?

Hillary: Hmmmmmm, you know as a woman everything is prayer, one has to be steadfast, when my husband cheated I realised it was because my hair was too long since then I cut my hair and to the glory of God no more cheating since then, in fact even as President if my husband wants me no matter who I am meeting with I will excuse myself and go and meet him, you know the home is in the hands of we women. Men are babies.

Hillary Clinton
“You must be kidding me!”

In fact there is this movie War Room, I advise every woman whose home is being threatened by a STRANGE woman to buy and watch, don’t let STRANGE women ruin your home be prayerful

Nigerian Journalist: You have only one child and you have not given your husband a son are you not worried?

Hilary: It is well God that did it for Sarah will do it for me.

Nigerian Journalist: What is your advise to young women, you know many young women this days are saying they want to be equal to men they want to be like men, the divorce rate is so high because of that.

Hillary: Young ladies should be humble, they should stoop to conquer and talk to their husbands with small voice.

Nigerian Journalist: Finally, your daughter just had another baby how will you cope with campaign and omugwo?

Hillary: aah leave campaign first I am on my way to Omugwo, election can wait this is my duty.

Nigerian Journalist: Thank you Ma, you are very humble

Aishatu Ella John






  1. soonwa says:

    😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 Aishatu over slayed this one. You know some Nigerian journalists can ogle for Africa; always deviating from topics, and making intelligent women appear like minions; like they have to defend the indefensible all the time. Most Naija Journalists ask women silly questions they dare not compose for men.

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    1. 9jafeminista says:

      It is eerie the way she got all the daft questions and responses down pat


  2. OMG. This was hilarious!
    Real good! 👏


  3. cathy says:

    Nice one! Looooool. So annoyingly true. Remain to ask her why she’s smoking ganja and drinking in front of her kid 😀 😀 😀


    1. 9jafeminista says:

      Yea that one too!


  4. efplange says:

    This was such a good read! I don’t know how our society has reduced ‘submission’ to women washing boxes and cooking. And as for our ‘journalists,’ they obviously need to find alternate professions.


  5. mis3009 says:

    Sooo true! Just the right amount of daftness! Well-done Aisha!


  6. Tcheedee says:

    The headline will scream

    ‘I WASH MY HUSBANDS BOXERS’…… presidential candidate declaresbb


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  7. Kanyin says:

    Reminds me of the folorusho Alakija interview I read recently on Bella naija.

    The questions were just irrelevant.


    1. 9jafeminista says:

      Even if asked relevant questions how would a well programmed Nigerian woman respond?


  8. Nedoux says:

    Ah! I laughed so hard. XD


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